Norwescon Clubs

Hola, this is the low prophet, representing the 253, bakula-worship, and the trending towards complete debauchery. It's good to see all the major party-stagers working together to foil the sinister hotel/union/mundane plot to squash the party scene. Oh boy!

praise Scott and welcome

Tenets of the Dean Stockwell Faith:

Do not follow the path of the divine, Walk the path.
Become divine yourself.

Visit worship centers of the Bakula and praise them for their efforts on your behalf.
Visit centers of worship of other pagan gods, false deities, and those that would welcome your celebration and ascendance in joy and sharing. Find all good parties, and places of celebration, for each is a step upon the path to ascendance. Raise a glass to their labors and honor them by imbibing in their holy water (Alcoholic beverages)

Know in your heart that the Bakula is not Holy but merely an ascended being. Dean came first.
Know that you too can become an ascended being. Dean wants you to ascend and be your ultimate self.
Ascension starts somewhere near .08% give or take body weight and tolerance.

Visit these places of worship often. Take pride in your growing knowledge and holiness upon the paths of enlightenment. Share in your knowledge and bring others to enjoy the fruits of the labors of the Cult of Scott Bakula.

Never purchase your own holy water, Dean says: “let the Bakula provide.”
Appreciate their effort and donate a token to their cause for they toil hard on your behalf.

Walk the path slowly and carefully, ascending too fast can lead to sensations of vertigo and physical impairment as you raise your consciousness too quickly.

Upon feeling the first sensations of ascendance go forth and be fruitful. Find a mate, or another Heretic to practice with. Begat more little Heretics. Or again, just practice. We all could use the practice. Too much of the first steps of ascendance will make finding another potential Heretic to “practice” with difficult. Also the vertigo is troubling. Gently and carefully is best. When you are ready for faster travel to higher levels of ascendance, you will know.


Move on to other places of worship and study. For the Cult needs to ready the altar and rooms of worship for further duties, and their toil must begin anew. Dean wishes you to be free to travel and ease yourself into new surroundings of knowledge and enlightenment. In other words…
Leave the places of worship before it is time to clean up.

These are the holy tenets of our faith.
Praise be to Dean.

We're used to cleaning up your Stockwellian messes.

Our own little splinter faction, Oh boy!

We've made you some cult kool-aid. Feel free to drink it up...we'll even clean up after you!

I mean, let's be honest, we KNOW you actually just want to be full-fledged Cult members, but due to Stockwell's hippie mind-control mumbo-jumbo you lash out like scared school-girls who hate their father, but secretly covet his praise. We understand, and we forgive you. Stockwell's evil seed runs deep in you. Here...take a tissue and clean yourselves up.

"That's one great thing about my profession, traveling to locations." - Dean Stockwell (Referring to attending Bakula Parties)

"The great thing about show business is that there's no mandatory retirement age." - Scott Bakula (Said just before his career died for YOUR sins)